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The Mitch Sitch
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The Mitch Sitch

Welp. I wanted to write a quick Lover’s Profile + story about a man I was briefly ‘dating’, but ended up accidentally writing a riveting tale about a man exposed as a major liar, loser, and manipulator. This is a long read, but will keep you on the edge of your seat. May all Mitch-es have a terrible next 5 years, and may all the bad bitches realize their worth and stick beside it.

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Sept. 2024 newsletter
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Sept. 2024 newsletter

AHHHHH! My grown and sexy blog's very first newsletter! Here's a quick recap of this month's content, some updates about The Guru, and what's coming up!

Refer to your handbook for a link to The Guru Question Box! Thanks for subscribing to my blog. xoxo -Z

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Lover Profile #001: ‘S’
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Lover Profile #001: ‘S’

I, a polyamorous woman who has dipped her toe in the vast waters of the kink and swingers’ lifestyle, have come across a wide variety of friends, lovers, and acquaintances. They are all so different and all so interesting. Some of them are new to the lifestyle like I am, and some of them are extremely seasoned. I feel it’s something to learn from each of them, and it’s my pleasure to do so. My lovers’ profiles are basically interviews–a little more casual, sure, but I am one to always have a ton of questions. I use these friendships to get the answers along with additional perspective. I love hearing about various experiences, and I take their lessons and add it to my own cesspool of knowledge… kind of like what you’re doing by being a subscriber to this blog. 

That being said, every lovers’ profile will be different. There will be different questions, different answers, and different definitions of their lifestyles. There’ll even be different interpretations of their impact in my life. They’ve consented, and I’m happy to do them justice (or not, when applicable) through my words. These profiles are going to reek of authenticity and honesty (my specialty), so if you’re interested in learning the MANY layers and complexities of the lifestyle, this blog topic is for you.

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THE CLUB
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THE CLUB

The following is a detailed recollection of my experience at my first-ever kink club. Remember, although I am a polyamorous woman, exploring my kinky side is rather new. I’ve been dipping my toes in ‘the lifestyle’, starting with a Black kinky groupchat. I’ll tell you more about that later (it’s the ultimate social experiment), but this piece is strictly dedicated to my experience in the club.

Sit somewhere comfy, prop your legs up, and open your imagination as I walk you through that night.

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poly-theory
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poly-theory

Baby, welcome to the circus, and your very first stop in the Guruverse! 😌 Here's a breakdown of this blog, a little taste of what to expect, and a re-introduction of Mama Z the Guru.

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